Comments on: Warnings About the Baconator

By: dickster1

dickster1 — Wed, 13 Jan 2010 01:11:39 +0000

I was gonna try the Baconator on for size; but after reading all of these comments, It scared the Hell out of me….

By: EPA

EPA — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 23:18:38 +0000

The Baconator via swine flu spreading disease filled fast food will therefore end your life. Please do not consume when you still want to live. Thank you.

By: Wendy’s Bacon Morning Melt Panini: Bacon Fail | MrBaconpants.com

Wendy’s Bacon Morning Melt Panini: Bacon Fail | MrBaconpants.com — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 01:34:45 +0000

[...] bold claims and poor execution. It’s true that this bacon is a step up from the bacon used on the Baconator, but I still would not call this good bacon. So unfortunately I must continue the boycott of [...]

By: Dean

Dean — Fri, 24 Apr 2009 02:14:01 +0000

The Baconator will explode your ass, gut, and chin.*

*These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.

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Food for Fuel: Portobello Pizza | See Jess Run — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 17:21:05 +0000

[...] happy that I have another healthy recipe for you, but I bet a few of you started thinking about the Baconator and are now a bit disappointed. Sorry, have a [...]

By: Jason Mosley

Jason Mosley — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 20:19:10 +0000

You are mistaken the baconator SUCKS!

By: David

David — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 16:22:42 +0000

THE BACONATER IS FUCKING!!!! DELCIOUS!!! ITS AMAZINGLY GOOD
STOP CRITIZING IT PLEASSEE I HAVE ATEN OVER!1000 BACONATERS AND AM STILL KICKIN GOOOO BACONNNNNn8TORRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

By: Delellis

Delellis — Wed, 17 Dec 2008 06:36:05 +0000

Hahahaha , so funny I especially like point 4:
“After eating the Baconator if you have an erection lasting longer then 4 hours, contact your doctor.”

Well I might as well indulge on it while I’m relatively young because when I’m middle aged I’ll be morosely eating veggies and fish so that I’ll live longer and not die of a heart attack.

By: Peter

Peter — Fri, 28 Nov 2008 16:46:09 +0000

I’m curious to know what are your thoughts on where the the spicy baconator fits into all of this? But it’s so true, I did feel pretty sick after I ate one. I should have read this post prior to having it. Thanks for looking out for the well being of the human population. It’s nice to know someone cares.

By: 2oonhed

2oonhed — Sat, 15 Nov 2008 11:52:49 +0000

- Do not leave Baconator unattended with the bacon clearly visible.
- Baconator is designed to be detectable by infrared laser and/or thermal imaging for “over the horizon” and “around the corner” sensing capabilities.
- Baconator is insured by the FDIC.
- If your Baconator fails, contact the authorities by dialing 911.

By: Lee

Lee — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 21:40:34 +0000

If you want the bacon to be crispy in the baconator try replacing the wendys bacon with that ready to serve bacon you microwave. Much better than those shameful strips of rubber Wendys puts in.

By: The Spicy Baconator is Extreme at MrBaconpants.com

The Spicy Baconator is Extreme at MrBaconpants.com — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 19:58:19 +0000

[...] new burger, the Spicy Baconator. He also told me that he was sorry I wasn’t a bigger fan of the Original. He thinks that this one may tickle my fancy more. I will not have time to try one this week, but [...]

By: Smokehouse Bacon Big Mouth Burgers at MrBaconpants.com

Smokehouse Bacon Big Mouth Burgers at MrBaconpants.com — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 18:02:42 +0000

[...] that this thick cut bacon is going to be chewy. I hope this new burger isn’t a letdown like the Wendy’s Baconator was which turned out to be a chewy greasy [...]

By: Mosley

Mosley — Fri, 14 Dec 2007 14:41:19 +0000

@ chisai
It pains me to report that I agree with you. Yes I love all things bacon but this was to much. I think if I made a home madwe baconator it would be amazing.

Sorry about being kicked out of the Clean Plate Club. Maybe if you tell them the situation they will let you back in.

By: chisai

chisai — Fri, 14 Dec 2007 14:25:35 +0000

I drooled over The Baconator commercials and hit Wendy’s after a couple weeks of them gracing my television. There is very little food as tasty as a Bacon Cheeseburger. Unless it’s from Wendy’s and is called The Baconator. In that case it is disgusting and gross and inedible. It was just a pile ‘o grease. The the bacon was all gummy and gross, the flavor of the meat was horrible. I never leave food, having been a proud member of The Clean Plate Club since I was a child, but I couldn’t even get halfway thru that disgusting sandwich.

By: Casey

Casey — Fri, 09 Nov 2007 20:16:57 +0000

I think the Baconator WILL prevent STD’s. Lets face it, if you eat enough of these things noone in their state of mind and sinus will want to have sex with you. Maybe we can stop handing out condoms in schools and stock the lunch rooms with Baconators.

By: retro

retro — Thu, 01 Nov 2007 14:54:34 +0000

I do love the classics.

By: Mosley

Mosley — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 21:11:10 +0000

hahahaha haha!!! a weapon of ass destruction! haha!!!!

I sadly know that is ture!

By: HedonismBot

HedonismBot — Sat, 20 Oct 2007 17:51:30 +0000

Also, it would appear that our claim that the Baconator was involved with Osama Bin Laden was based on bad intelligence. Apparently it is in fact not a weapon of mass destruction, but rather a weapon of ass destruction. God Bless ‘Merica.

By: HedonismBot

HedonismBot — Sat, 20 Oct 2007 17:47:46 +0000

The Baconator is not intended to prevent sexually transmitted diseases. May contain meat. In very rare cases, serious side effects may occur, including unsatisfied hunger or comfortable, settled stomach. The Baconator did it in the study with the candlestick. May not actually contain meat. Always enjoy the Baconator responsibly. Do not spell as “Bacon8er” as this may anger the Baconator. The Baconator is people. Any descriptions, recordings, rebroadcast, or transcriptions of the Baconator without the expressed written consent of Wendy’s and Major League Baseball are forbidden and punishable by making you eat another one.