Warnings About the Baconator
Here are some warnings that should be on the packaging of Wendy’s Baconator. If you think of your own warnings, email them to me and I will ad them to the list.
Warning:
* People over the age to 65 should not eat the Baconator.
* Nursing or Pregnant women should not come in contact with the Baconator.
* After eating the Baconator if you have an erection lasting longer then 4 hours, contact your doctor.
* You may feel chest pains while consuming the Baconator.
* Chuck Norris had trouble finishing a Baconator.
* Keep away from an open flame.
* If your Baconator asks you about Sarah Conner, eat it before it gets away.
* Do not operate heavy machinery for 3 hours after consuming a Baconator.
* Driving and eating a Baconator, may cause serious injury.
* Do not use the Baconator as a projectile
Can it be consumed with alcohol? lol
yes! Bacon and beer are amazing together!
Baconator may be larger than it appears.
Do not stack more than 3 Baconators without supports.
Bacon end up.
Children must be accompanied by parent or legal guardian while consuming Baconator.
Do not follow Baconator into construction site.
Baconator stops at all railroad crossings.
Refrigerate any leftovers and consume within 17 weeks.
Do not taunt Baconator.
If Baconator arrives naked, it will be back.
The baconator isn’t very good. It mostly tastes like grease and hickory smoke flavoured chemicals. It dripped grease on the table, much like a leaky tap drips water steadily.
And the bacon wasn’t crispy. It was rubbery and stringy. Gross.
Its kills me to say that I agree with you.
I had one last week and I just thought it was the crapy Wendy’s I went too. I didnt think that they were that bad everywere.
But I like the name and idea. So I guess I am just going to have to make my own Baconator. That sounds like a good reason for a cookout!!!
do not feed baconator after midnight
… or it may turn in to a gremlin
Place your diapers in the freezer the night before you eat a Baconator.
…or it will turn into the Juggernaut.
ummmm…. big meaty juggernaut.
i ate 2 of them yesterday and put on some extra mayonaise as mine were a little dry. they were pretty good, although i drank a six pack before I ate the burgers.
I have had the opportunity to taste the Baconator several times after
consuming it. …. There was another chance. It doesn’t taste as good the
second, third, fourth time, after eating it. The burps… awwwww. Time to
hit the crapper. awwwwwww. Not necessarily good.
awwwwwwwwww
Alexander,
haha! I been there and teasted that! awwwwww
Yeah, the Baconator is pretty unhealthy, what isin’t tho? Still I really miss the Big Bacon Classic, compared to the new 830 calorie monster.
Wendy’s basically removed the Big Bacon Classic and replaced it with this heart and artery destroyer. There is a petition online to bring back the Big Bacon Classic. (which I feel is vastly healthier and tastier)
http://www.petitiononline.com/wendybbc/
I had the baconator and soon after I had to have a double bypass surgery. It was worth it.
*Do not eat Baconator if you value life.
haha! well i am glad your still alive!
If you really want a Big Bacon Classic, say, “I want a single cheeseburger. Add bacon and (list of ingredients) on that, and put it on a kaiser bun.”
Instant Big Bacon Classic. Easy-peasy.
Seriously, do not EVER EVER eat a Baconator while on that new diet pill Alli. Seriously man…
http://www.plognark.com/?q=node/427
Learn from my mistakes people.
do not taunt the baconator
Tony: I went into Wendy’s and ordered just a Big Bacon Classic, and they gave it to me. It’s not on the menu anymore but apparently you can order it anyway.
the baconator-
i’ll be faat.
Fat,more fat and lots of fat .This plus the starch ,cholesterol and all of the salt and other chemicals are enough to a sumo wrestler !
The Baconator is not intended to prevent sexually transmitted diseases. May contain meat. In very rare cases, serious side effects may occur, including unsatisfied hunger or comfortable, settled stomach. The Baconator did it in the study with the candlestick. May not actually contain meat. Always enjoy the Baconator responsibly. Do not spell as “Bacon8er” as this may anger the Baconator. The Baconator is people. Any descriptions, recordings, rebroadcast, or transcriptions of the Baconator without the expressed written consent of Wendy’s and Major League Baseball are forbidden and punishable by making you eat another one.
Also, it would appear that our claim that the Baconator was involved with Osama Bin Laden was based on bad intelligence. Apparently it is in fact not a weapon of mass destruction, but rather a weapon of ass destruction. God Bless ‘Merica.
hahahaha haha!!! a weapon of ass destruction! haha!!!!
I sadly know that is ture!
I do love the classics.
I think the Baconator WILL prevent STD’s. Lets face it, if you eat enough of these things noone in their state of mind and sinus will want to have sex with you. Maybe we can stop handing out condoms in schools and stock the lunch rooms with Baconators.
I drooled over The Baconator commercials and hit Wendy’s after a couple weeks of them gracing my television. There is very little food as tasty as a Bacon Cheeseburger. Unless it’s from Wendy’s and is called The Baconator. In that case it is disgusting and gross and inedible. It was just a pile ‘o grease. The the bacon was all gummy and gross, the flavor of the meat was horrible. I never leave food, having been a proud member of The Clean Plate Club since I was a child, but I couldn’t even get halfway thru that disgusting sandwich.
@ chisai
It pains me to report that I agree with you. Yes I love all things bacon but this was to much. I think if I made a home madwe baconator it would be amazing.
Sorry about being kicked out of the Clean Plate Club. Maybe if you tell them the situation they will let you back in.
If you want the bacon to be crispy in the baconator try replacing the wendys bacon with that ready to serve bacon you microwave. Much better than those shameful strips of rubber Wendys puts in.
- Do not leave Baconator unattended with the bacon clearly visible.
- Baconator is designed to be detectable by infrared laser and/or thermal imaging for “over the horizon” and “around the corner” sensing capabilities.
- Baconator is insured by the FDIC.
- If your Baconator fails, contact the authorities by dialing 911.
I’m curious to know what are your thoughts on where the the spicy baconator fits into all of this? But it’s so true, I did feel pretty sick after I ate one. I should have read this post prior to having it. Thanks for looking out for the well being of the human population. It’s nice to know someone cares.
Hahahaha , so funny I especially like point 4:
“After eating the Baconator if you have an erection lasting longer then 4 hours, contact your doctor.”
Well I might as well indulge on it while I’m relatively young because when I’m middle aged I’ll be morosely eating veggies and fish so that I’ll live longer and not die of a heart attack.
THE BACONATER IS FUCKING!!!! DELCIOUS!!! ITS AMAZINGLY GOOD
STOP CRITIZING IT PLEASSEE I HAVE ATEN OVER!1000 BACONATERS AND AM STILL KICKIN GOOOO BACONNNNNn8TORRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You are mistaken the baconator SUCKS!
The Baconator will explode your ass, gut, and chin.*
*These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.
The Baconator via swine flu spreading disease filled fast food will therefore end your life. Please do not consume when you still want to live. Thank you.
I was gonna try the Baconator on for size; but after reading all of these comments, It scared the Hell out of me….
baconator may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds