Since everyone loves bacon, especially the ladies, I decided to come up with bacon-related pickup lines that you can use at your local dive.
1. You make me sizzle like a bacon strip!
2. Hey Baby, you want to bacon?
3. I bet you taste as good as bacon.
4. Do I smell Bacon?
5. My bacon is extra crispy. *wink*wink*
6. If you come home with me, I will promise you bacon in the morning.
7. You know what’s better than bacon? Me buying you a drink.
8. I want to tell you some ideas I have involving you, me, and bacon.
9. You could cook a pound of bacon on your hot body.
10. I guess that slap in the face means you’re a vegan. That means more bacon for me.
That’s all I could think of right now. If you come up with any better ones, let me know.
LOL!
I am impressed that there are people with a true obsession to bacon in the blogosphere…
Well I hear its good to pick a topic and stick with it. It so I just picked on what happened to taste good!
Haha, these are great. I actually think I’m going to give one of these a try just to see what happens. Hmm, I like number 6 and 8, maybe I’ll use one of those. I’ll let you know how it goes if I actually grow the balls to use it.
I like number 9 the best haha I love when guys use stupid pick up lines..it makes me laugh.
Matt,
Let me know how the lines work out! I know they will work, bacon drives the ladies wild.
You’re Retarded
You mean retarded in a good way- right Matt? #5 is sexy, I am emailing the permalink to my husband. -Michelle
Very nice. I love bacon and I love pick-up lines so this is like, heaven.
Liston
Number 7 will never work, because nothing is better then bacon.
lol
This is the most fabulous things I’ve read today.
@dee
That is ture.. but I think logic go out the window when your using pickup lines
Hey, do you like bacon? Wanna strip?
@runningoutofdignity
Haha thats a good one! Bacon… Strip!