Reasons NOT to use tobacco

Posted by Jason Mosley on November 16 2006 in Everything Else

The place where I work handed out fliers about not smoking, so I thought I would make my own list of reasons not to.

• Only losers smoke
• It makes you a litter bug
• If pregnant women can’t do it, that must mean its bad for you.
• You will annoy nonsmokers and they will pass laws to force you to quite.
• Hot Girls/Guys hate smokers.
• Your clothes and breath will smell bad.
• Reduces you stamina in bed
• Nonsmokers can run faster and farther
• Nonsmokers have more money
• Food taste better
• Nonsmokers get better jobs
• Smoking it a way to tell people you’re stupid and lack the common sense not to do it. It also shows that you have a weak personality that is easily manipulated by peer pressure.

3 Responses leave one →
  1. 2008 October 17
    kerrakaczor permalink

    it makes you skinny and thats no fair to fatty

  2. 2009 March 2
    Laura permalink

    kerrakaczor, smoking makes you skinny because it shrivels up your organs.

  3. 2009 June 22
    Charlie Brown Pwns permalink

    lawl, if pregnant women can’t do it, then it must mean its bad for you…wow
    It’s also a risk factor for disease and/or cancer =/

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