When I first saw the FingerFood ring plate I instantly thought, anyone who uses this will look like an idiot. Why would someone want a tiny plate attached to their finger that can only hold one tiny bite of food? Just looking at the photo of it makes my head explode.
I think makers of Fingerfood knew I would hate their idea. They even tried to change my opinion of the product with a cleaver description.
How to balance your pig-in-a-blanket with your Dom Perignon… that is the question. Fortunately, we’ve got the answer — charming little plates with rings that fit right on your finger. Now you can balance your glass and your hors ’ouevres, and look positively in control the whole time. Genius! One size fits most, ten reusable plates per handy pack.
Notice how they mention one of my favorite bacon snacks right in the first line of the description, pigs-in-a-blanket. They also have them pictured in the product photo. You would think this would be enough for me to change my tune, and maybe it would be for some bacon lovers, but not for me, this is still a dumb idea.
Last Sunday a really nasty wind storm blew through Pittsburgh knocking down trees and power lines. The little suburb that I live in called Bellevue was one of the hardest hit. My power went out around 9pm Sunday night and has not turned back on since. I called Duquesne Light and they told me that my power should be back on no later than Friday evening.
Thankfully I have a gas stove and hot water heater so I can still take a hot shower and cook hot meals. If it wasn’t for my iPhone I would have no outside communication when I was at home. It’s nice to be able to still check email and twitter to pass the time. I take my computer and iPhone to work every day to recharge them for the next night. I feel like a geek in the dark ages or a nomad looking for power to recharge my devices.
I hope to still update this blog when I find internet in the evenings. Also I would like to report that I cannot cook bacon in the dark. It’s impossible since I don’t have a cold cellar to keep it in or a light that can light my whole kitchen (cooking while holding a flash light is hard work).
If you have any ideas on how the pass the time without power please share them.
This video was brought to my attention by Ben Thomas. He is on the ball this week. I think I need to send him some bacon in the mail or something.
Also, Ben is not the only one; Hipster Todd emailed me to tell me about the Bacon themed Reddit. I checked my stats and it seems they’re sending a lot of traffic. So I would like to thank my readers that are submitting posts.
Last month I told you about the USB mini fridge that could keep one can of pop or PBR chilled. Today I want to tell you about its bigger brother, the Retro Style Refrigerated Vending Machine. The vending machine can hold 3 different flavors of 6 cans each (18 total cans). You push the button of the flavor you want and enjoy.
This would be great for a living room or den. Think about how convenient it would be to not have to leave the living room to get a fresh beer or pop. It’s priced at 159.99, so I am not sure if the convenience is worth that. Now if it also dispensed cook bacon, it would be a no brainer.
Todd was right, after clicking the link I was greeted with the bountiful image above. Instantly my mouth began to water. I quickly read the short post to find out more about this tasty combination. They were made in Google’s NYC cafeteria, for the birthday of the chef cook. After reading that, I quickly fired off a resume to Google HQ.
I think at my next cookout, which should be soon since my buddy’s birthday (Matt Gondek) is coming up, I will try to make these. I think the hardest part will be cutting the doughnut in half like a bun. I might have to wait till they are a little less fresh. We will have to wait and see, if this happens I will be sure to post video of it.
When I found the Go Plate, for the first 30 seconds I was like, “Wow, that’s a good idea”! Then I looked at the photos of the product a little closer. How are you supposed to drink your beverage and hold the plate at the same time? If you did all your food would fall out. This seems to only be good for people that drink beer through a straw.
Now I know what your thinking, “Mosley, couldn’t you just take the plate off when you want to drink?” Sure, but that sounds like a lot of trouble. I would rather sit my drink down somewhere. Why add extra work for myself?
Here is my last beef with this thing, it’s too small. When I eat at a cookout I need a bigger plate, not a smaller one. It looks like you could barely fit a bacon burger, and few different kinds of potato salad (every cookout usually ends up with five different versions of this salad). I need a plate that can fit everything in one trip.
Since we are talking about cookouts, feel free to share your favorite bacon cookout recipes via comments.