Kevin Bacon Gives Bacon a Bad Name
I would like to make something clear. I love bacon and everything thing about bacon. I DO NOT like or love Kevin Bacon, and I am going to list the reasons why.
1. You CAN NOT eat Kevin Bacon.
2. Kevin Bacon dose not have good taste.
3. I never see Kevin Bacon at my local grocery store.
4. Seeing Kevin Bacon does not make your mouth water.
5. The sounds Kevin Bacon would make in a hot frying pan would be horrifying.
6. Kevin Bacon dose not smell good in the morning. (This has not be confirmed)
7. Having a Hamburger with Kevin Bacon, doses NOT improve the burgers taste.
That’s all I can think of right now, but I know there are more. If you think of any please feel free to share.
This post was like better than the Tao Te Ching. So wise, yet so… what’s the word? Baconrilliant?
Best. Post. Ever. That just earned you some bacon.
@Angela
Thanks! I am going to enjoy that beer this weekend!
@Jason
I love your made up bacontastic words!
Don’t know how many more I can manage to come up with here, Baconmaster.
You could make Bacon taste like bacon. Or tea. Or eggs. Or pasta. Or whatever. http://www.baconsalt.com.
This is very funny. Nice Post!
Thanks I like it too…
why the hell , would you make fun of kevin bacon, just cuz you cant eat him?!
ps, if you are obbsessed with just bacon, then you need a freakin life!!!!!!!!!!!!!
one word: obsession
Vanessa, One word: VIBRATOR. Here’s another two: USE IT.