Kevin Bacon Almost Ruined my Life

Posted by Jason Mosley on April 28 2009 in Everything Else

It’s no secret that I hate Kevin Bacon. In fact, back in July of 2007 I did a post explaining why Kevin Bacon gives bacon a bad name. Well I have something that I have been reluctant to say for years, Kevin Bacon made it so I couldn’t eat bacon for weeks. Just watch the short clip bellow, then I will explain.

One day, when I was young and didn’t know better, I was tricked in to watching Footloose. After watching it I couldn’t eat bacon for weeks. Every time someone mentioned the word or I smelled bacon, Kevin Bacon dancing around like an angry idiot would pop in my head. It made things very awkward at the breakfast table.

Luckily, the effects of the movie wore off, but it did traumatize me when I was a young bacon lover. Now when I watch this clip it makes me laugh more then disturb me. But, because if the trauma it caused me then, my hate for Kevin Bacon will never fade.

I really hope this clip doesn’t have the same effect on other Bacon Lovers as it did on me. If so, I just ruined a lot of lives. My bad.

8 Responses leave one →
  1. 2009 April 28

    IF my name was Kevin Bacon, I’d be doing tons of crazy bacon stuff even more than I do now.

  2. 2009 April 28
    Tasha permalink

    Wow! PETA could use that clip to shame people into thinking all things bacon are gay. It burns!!

  3. 2009 April 29

    Tasha, I bet they do!

  4. 2009 April 29
    Dug permalink

    Your just mad because he took your dance moves

  5. 2009 April 29

    Shhh… now everyone will know!

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