It’s every girls dream to be a Pork Princess

Posted by Jason Mosley on September 29 2008 in Bacon

Last week boingboing (an awesome blog) posted a link called, porky princess tiara HOWTO. It pointed you to a site called The AntiCraft, a strange crafting website that seems to love bacon. They also have a sense of humor.

This is the last step of the How-To:

Put on your best beauty queen smile and practice your royal wave—honey, you’re a Pork Princess!

I wonder if I am going to see a pork tiara at the next Blue Ribbon Bacon Festival in Des Moines, Iowa. Maybe next year the winner of the bacon eating contest should wear one for the rest of the day.

After digging around on their site I found a craft called “Bacon of Hate”. The idea is to make a strip of bacon out of felt and put a pocket in it. Then you write things you hate and put them in the pocket to focus your hate on it.

It was at this point that I was going to close my browser and not write about this. If there is one thing I hate, its mystic spells and potion crap.

But then I saw this short explanation:

This idea came to me when a reader misread a blog post of mine and thought I said, “I become a bacon of hate” when I really said, “I become a beacon of hate.” I’m not sure which one is better. Wait—everything is better with bacon!

This is funny because I could see myself doing that. In fact, a lot of times if I am writing something really fast I will type “bacon” when I mean to type “back”. I think when I start to type B-A-C my fingers start to crave bacon.

5 Responses leave one →
  1. 2008 September 30
    Lisa G permalink

    As the winner of the pound of bacon auction, I think Mr Baconpants should craft a bacon tiara for me to wear as I savor the flavor of victory!

  2. 2008 September 30

    I dont think I have the bacon skills to make one… Let me know when you want me to cook the bacon, I will need to bring in all the tools of teh trade.

  3. 2008 September 30
    Lisa G permalink

    You might have to come in on a Wed. or Thurs. Gotta make sure that plenty of people are in the office to smell the sizzling pork. And I’ll make my own tiara.

  4. 2008 September 30

    Sounds like a plan! I think Wed would be better! Next week?

  5. 2008 September 30
    Lisa G permalink

    Next week it is. And then I’ll sweat out the bacon grease at boxing later.

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