My good friends Jen and Lisa gave me Gummy Bacon! I have know idea were they found it but I am so glad they did.
It looks just like a real package of bacon, only smaller.
Even the back looks convincing. So much so that I might try frying this up in a pan.
Oh wait! Look like I better not try that.
You better not eye up my bacon!
If I can ever find another pack of this stuff I might have to give it a try. I am keeping this package in mint condition.
If you get rich off of Mr. Baconpants, you will be hearing from my legal team. I will be asking for 30% royalties on all earnings + recognition. And to think your fame and glory all started over two pieces of bacon that were molded together just right atop my salad in some out-of-the way steakhouse in the slums of Orlando.