BMF: Full Proof Disguise
Posted by Jason Mosley on January 12 2009 in Everything Else
If you saw a 8 foot tall Blue Monster walking down the street in this getup what would you do? If I was wearing my bacon pants I would run the the other way. Everybody knows monsters can’t resist bacon.
When I was a kid I used to keep bacon under my bed (not really), so the monsters would eat that instead of my toes (when I was a kid I thought monsters ate toes).
For the longest time I could never sleep with my feet hanging over the bed.