Be more productive, cook bacon at your desk

Today I was having a hard time sitting at my desk at work. I don’t know what it was, but I just couldn’t get satisfied. First I wanted a cup of coffee, then a bag of chips, then a paper towel, then a glass of water… the list goes on and on.

I wasn’t being very productive, so I started to brainstorm ways I could make my desk the place I want to be. It didn’t take long for me to remember that they make a USB George Foreman Grill, called the iGrill.

If I were to have an iGrill, I could cook bacon right at my desk! There is nothing better then a freshly made BLT, just ask Michael Phelps. Since I would need a drink with my BLT, I will also get a USB fridge, it keeps one can of pop (or beer) cold. With these desk upgrades, I shouldn’t have many reasons so wander away from my work.

If you know any other neat additions I can add to my desk, let me know via comments. They don’t all have to be USB devices.

7 Responses to “Be more productive, cook bacon at your desk”


  1. 1 BROKEBUTSTILLDRINKING

    Does Mr.Baconpants enjoy beer from a complete stranger?

  2. 2 Jason Mosley

    If its open NO! It is not open SURE!

    PBR me ASAP!

  3. 3 matt gondek

    YOu should install a work ethic at your desk

  4. 4 Jason Mosley

    Matt,
    Is the Mac compatible?

  5. 5 matt gondek

    is the mac compatible w/ what?

    ooooh

    “THAT”

    you should instal spell check too. hahaha :)

    good times

  6. 6 Beth

    install
    ;)

  7. 7 matt gondek

    DAMNIT!
    i suck again!

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