A friend was telling me a story, about how he was hitting on this waitress at Harris Grill in Shadyside. He informed me that is was during there all you can eat bacon night. I stopped him right there, and yelled at him for never inviting me. Since he should know I love bacon! After I was done standing on my soap box I let him continue with his story.
He told me how when the waitress walked over to see if he needed anything, he told her, “Man this would suck if you were a vegetarian”.
She then replied in a cold voice, “I am”.
He told me how her smile quickly melted away and all that was left was sadness. He couldn’t tell if it was because of his statement or if it was because he had consumed so many cute little pigs.
After a moment he realized that he really didn’t care why she was sad, he just wonted more bacon. So he shouted, “I would like a ninth basket of bacon”!
THE END.
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