Bacon is now a verb, thanks to Dairy Queen

Long time bacon fan Aaron Tucker posted a link to a Dairy Queen commercial on our Facebook wall. I can’t remember if I saw this on TV before or not but I like the fact they hey used bacon as a verb.

Sayings that are made better by using bacon as a verb

• If you can BACON it, you can EAT it.
• Don’t bacon in front of me, I may not follow. Don’t bacon behind me, I may not lead. Just bacon beside me and be my friend.
• To Bacon , or Not to Bacon: What a Stupid Question!
• Bacon is the hidden language of the soul
• All our dreams can come true – if we have the courage to bacon them.
• No Matter what you bacon there will be critics.
• Just bacon it.
• Let’s go back to my place and bacon.
• “I done baconed my pants”.
• Let’s get ready to BACON!
• Bacn’ Bacon.
• Did somebody just baconed in here?
• Stop, drop, and bacon.

Some of these are kind of stupid but if you think of better ones please share via a comment. I am going to try and start using bacon as a verb in my day to day life. This maybe more challenging then I think it is but we’ll see what happens. I wonder how long it will take for my friends catch on to what I am doing and get annoyed. I guess I will just have to bacon and find out.