Archie McPhee made a lot of bacon lovers upset when they released the Bacon Tuxedo Box without the tux. In an effort to mend the wounds McPhee has come out with the â€œBacon Tuxedo Puzzleâ€. Itâ€™s not tux but itâ€™s better than an empty box of lost dreams (yes I am still bitter).
Bacon Tuxedo Puzzle – $9.95
Ham? Too casual. Meatloaf? Too retro. Make no mistake about it, bacon is the best meat for formalwear! This bizarre jigsaw puzzle features a dashing young man in a bacon tuxedo posing with his date for a prom picture. She must have been so proud. Also includes a 48 piece bonus mystery puzzle! Each 500 piece puzzle is 14″ x 18″ when assembled.
I wonder what the 48 piece bonus prize is. I hope itâ€™s a coupon for 48 bacon-wrapped spicy chicken nuggets from Wendyâ€™s. Itâ€™s either that or another puzzle, which wouldnâ€™t be as cool.
McPhee also released the â€œSunrise in Meatopia Puzzleâ€ which is an illustration of a landscape made of meat. It could also be a representation of a vegan nightmare. In fact if I worked for them I would have called it, â€œHide the lid and build this puzzle with a vegan friend, then watch them crumble in sadness as they realize they build a meatopiaâ€. Ok, maybe my title was a little long, but it got my point across.
Bacon and puzzle lovers finally have two puzzles they can complete with pride and satisfaction. Thanks Archie McPhee, Enjoy Bacon.