Yes I am the â€œKing of all Baconâ€, but that doesnâ€™t mean I love and/or understand every bacon related product known to man. Justin and Daveâ€™s new product Mmmvelopes is one that I just donâ€™t understand. I know they believe everything should taste like bacon, but I think they may have taken it too far.
Here is there justification:
Technology has given us a lot lately. The car. TV. X-rays. The refrigerator. The Internet. Heck, we even cured polio. But what have our envelopes tasted like for the last 4,000 years? Armpit, thatâ€™s what.
When they put it that way I can understand why we would want to improve the taste of envelopes. The Seinfeld episode where Georgeâ€™s fiance dies because she licked all the wedding invitations comes to mind. But the real problem I have with this is I canâ€™t remember the last time I licked an envelope. The rare times I have used snail mail I just suckered someone else to close it for me.
Do I hate Mmmevelopes? No. Do I understand them? No. Will I buy a pack and use them? Yes.
On the rare chances that I have to use snail mail why not make it enjoyable. Once these bad boys hit the market I am going to buy a box that will last me a life time.