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Vince from Slap Chop is at it again, this time he is trying to sell a gadget that turns asparagus into bacon. When asked about this new product he said, “I want to make America fatter again, one crank at a time”. Vince also hopes that you love his strips, just as much as you loved his nuts.

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I hope by now you know this is a joke. It seems the gadget blog Gizmodo had a contest where you Photoshop future kitchen gadgets. The Bacon Crank won third place. The first place winner was a Cheese Whiz water filter that turns tap water into delicious cheese.

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Some of the other photos are funny so be sure to check them out. I really wish the Bacon Crank was real since asparagus is my least favorite veggie. Even when it’s wrapped with bacon I still have a hard time with it.

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What veggie would you want to turn to bacon with the Bacon Crank?

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One Response to Turn Asparagus into Bacon with Ease

  1. Aaron says:

    This can’t be a joke! Order me a million of them! Hurry!

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