My buddy Matt Gondek posted a link to this video on my Facebook wall today. It’s a video of a fat kid (named Curtis) standing up to women that is trying to take his bacon away. This kid is my hero, I would have done the very same thing if I was in his situation.
The clip is from the crappy ABC show, Wife Swap. I wonder who won the battle, was the kid allowed to eat his bacon or did he really have to find a new place to live. If you have watched this episode please let me know what happened! I am worried about him!
Update: Here is another clip of him and his dad (thank you Sarah). I also just found a longer clip of King Curtis, this kid is a classic.
Jason Mosley (aka Mr. Baconpants) is the king of all bacon. He started this blog in 2004 to share his love of bacon and beer. 
Sean Brett (aka Bacon Knight) is the amazing co-host of Bacon Live, the weekly audio/video podcast about bacon and more.
Beth Mosley (aka Mrs. Baconpants) is a lover of good food and beer. She enjoys cooking and trying new recipes (with bacon).
The fat kid now has diabetes. . . Thanks bacon.
[...] King Curtis has just released his new hit single, “Bacon is Good For Me”. You can find a video for it on YouTube right now. No word on when he plans to release a full EP or go on tour, but we will keep you posted. [...]
He’s an insulin dependent diabetic. He needs to sit at special chairs during school because he can’t fit into the desks. All the kids make fun of him for being a fatty. He’ll probably attempt suicide at some point and his parents will say “I just don’t know why!”.