It was a peaceful day in Beaverton Oregon until one man snapped (most likely from lack of bacon.) A 42 year old man decided it was time to turn to a life a crime, and that his first target would be a convenience store.
Armed with a pistol the man entered the store and said something along the lines of â€œ Gimme ya monay!! Or Iâ€™ll shoot the front of your head!!!â€
To that the clerk responded with â€œ No.â€
Puzzled by the clerks sheer intelligence the man look around and said â€œ yeaâ€¦ wellâ€¦ Iâ€™m gonna take me one of these beers.â€
The man grabbed a beer, ran out, and jumped in his get away car. Pulling away from the store there is no doubt that the man thought to himself. â€œJob well done.â€
A short time later police apprehended the man and his car. They found on his person a replica hand gun and one beer. The man was charged and the beer was returned to its rightful owner, where it was sold to a 16 year old kid with a fake I.D. and then used to date rape his friends little sister.
I love happy endings.
By Sean Brett