In California a man named Marcelino de Jesus Martinez was arrested when he called the police for help. No, the police didn’t arrest him for being Mexican, (racist) he called because he needed help getting his 14 year old daughter back.

It turns out Jesus sold his daughter to his neighbor for $16,000, lots of beer, and meat. The neighbor then decided not to pay up, so Jesus decided to do the most logical thing and inform the police of his slave trade.

Through out the report the type of meat was never disclosed, but if there’s one type of meat on this earth that’s worth a 14 year old Latina girl, it’s got to be bacon.

By Sean Brett

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