I while back I wrote a post called, â€œNine Things That Are Better with Baconâ€. Well, I decided that it might be fun to do the opposite. Please note that I had to add â€œmightâ€ to the title because I donâ€™t know for a fact if this stuff would be weird with bacon. I have yet to try any of it. You never know, maybe some of this stuff will have to be added to my Better with Bacon post.
1.) Jell-O â€“ I have had fruit and carrots in Jell-O, but never bacon. I donâ€™t think it would taste all that good, but then again, maybe with the orange flavored Jell-O it would taste like breakfast.
2.) Ice Cream â€“ It may have the same effect nuts have on a sundae, but mixing pig and ice cream kind of freaks me out.
3.) Biking â€“ People eat Clif Bars while riding their bikes, but something tells me that munching on some greasy bacon would not be pleasant.
4.) Work â€“ You would think bacon would make work better, but it depends who you are. If youâ€™re the person eating it, then yes it does make work better. If youâ€™re the person not eating it and just smelling it, then it will be a long day.
5.) Laundry â€“ Doing laundry with greasy hands is a disaster. Trust me when I say grease stains never come out.
6.) Sleeping â€“ I have never been able to sleep with the smell of bacon lingering in the air.
7.) Self Defense â€“ Trying to stop a mugger with a crispy bacon strip usually ends with bacon crumbs and you losing your wallet.
8.) Dressing Up â€“ It never fails when youâ€™re cooking bacon and wearing a nice shirt, the shirt gets ruined. I always cook my bacon wearing a white t-shirt.
9.) Vegetarians â€“ I find that if you bring bacon around these people they get moody and unpleasant. I think it’s because deep down they wish bacon was a vegetable.
If you can think of anything else that is weird with bacon, leave a comment or send me an email.