Since everyone loves bacon, especially the ladies, I decided to come up with bacon-related pickup lines that you can use at your local dive.
1. You make me sizzle like a bacon strip!
2. Hey Baby, you want to bacon?
3. I bet you taste as good as bacon.
4. Do I smell Bacon?
5. My bacon is extra crispy. *wink*wink*
6. If you come home with me, I will promise you bacon in the morning.
7. You know what’s better than bacon? Me buying you a drink.
8. I want to tell you some ideas I have involving you, me, and bacon.
9. You could cook a pound of bacon on your hot body.
10. I guess that slap in the face means you’re a vegan. That means more bacon for me.
That’s all I could think of right now. If you come up with any better ones, let me know.
Jason Mosley (aka Mr. Baconpants) is the king of all bacon. He started this blog in 2004 to share his love of bacon and beer. 
Sean Brett (aka Bacon Knight) is the amazing co-host of Bacon Live, the weekly audio/video podcast about bacon and more.
Beth Mosley (aka Mrs. Baconpants) is a lover of good food and beer. She enjoys cooking and trying new recipes (with bacon).
LOL!
I am impressed that there are people with a true obsession to bacon in the blogosphere…
Well I hear its good to pick a topic and stick with it. It so I just picked on what happened to taste good!
Haha, these are great. I actually think I’m going to give one of these a try just to see what happens. Hmm, I like number 6 and 8, maybe I’ll use one of those. I’ll let you know how it goes if I actually grow the balls to use it.
I like number 9 the best haha I love when guys use stupid pick up lines..it makes me laugh.
Matt,
Let me know how the lines work out! I know they will work, bacon drives the ladies wild.
You’re Retarded
You mean retarded in a good way- right Matt? #5 is sexy, I am emailing the permalink to my husband. -Michelle
Very nice. I love bacon and I love pick-up lines so this is like, heaven.
Liston
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Number 7 will never work, because nothing is better then bacon.
lol
This is the most fabulous things I’ve read today.
@dee
That is ture.. but I think logic go out the window when your using pickup lines
Hey, do you like bacon? Wanna strip?
@runningoutofdignity
Haha thats a good one! Bacon… Strip!
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I really liked #3 and tried it on my wife who then look at me and said “your and idiot,” but I still thought it was cool.
That is pretty silly. 5 is great: My bacon is extra crispy. *wink*wink*
Chad is definitely “and” idiot.
You had me at bacon LMFAO!