Since everyone loves bacon, especially the ladies, I decided to come up with bacon-related pickup lines that you can use at your local dive.

1. You make me sizzle like a bacon strip!
2. Hey Baby, you want to bacon?
3. I bet you taste as good as bacon.
4. Do I smell Bacon?
5. My bacon is extra crispy. *wink*wink*
6. If you come home with me, I will promise you bacon in the morning.
7. You know what’s better than bacon? Me buying you a drink.
8. I want to tell you some ideas I have involving you, me, and bacon.
9. You could cook a pound of bacon on your hot body.
10. I guess that slap in the face means you’re a vegan. That means more bacon for me.

That’s all I could think of right now. If you come up with any better ones, let me know.

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19 Responses to Ten Bacon Pickup Lines

  1. LOL!

    I am impressed that there are people with a true obsession to bacon in the blogosphere…

  2. Mosley says:

    Well I hear its good to pick a topic and stick with it. It so I just picked on what happened to taste good!

  3. Matt Savage says:

    Haha, these are great. I actually think I’m going to give one of these a try just to see what happens. Hmm, I like number 6 and 8, maybe I’ll use one of those. I’ll let you know how it goes if I actually grow the balls to use it.

  4. emily says:

    I like number 9 the best haha I love when guys use stupid pick up makes me laugh.

  5. Mosley says:


    Let me know how the lines work out! I know they will work, bacon drives the ladies wild.

  6. Matt Gondek says:

    You’re Retarded :)

  7. You mean retarded in a good way- right Matt? #5 is sexy, I am emailing the permalink to my husband. -Michelle

  8. Liston says:

    Very nice. I love bacon and I love pick-up lines so this is like, heaven.


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  10. dee says:

    Number 7 will never work, because nothing is better then bacon.


    This is the most fabulous things I’ve read today.

  11. Mosley says:


    That is ture.. but I think logic go out the window when your using pickup lines 😉

  12. runningoutofdignity says:

    Hey, do you like bacon? Wanna strip?

  13. Mosley says:


    Haha thats a good one! Bacon… Strip!

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  15. Chad says:

    I really liked #3 and tried it on my wife who then look at me and said “your and idiot,” but I still thought it was cool.

  16. That is pretty silly. 5 is great: My bacon is extra crispy. *wink*wink*

  17. lolo says:

    Chad is definitely “and” idiot.

  18. Tabathajturner says:

    You had me at bacon LMFAO!

  19. marcus says:

    they forgot “you’re bacon me crazy”

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