Since everyone loves bacon, especially the ladies, I decided to come up with bacon-related pickup lines that you can use at your local dive.
1. You make me sizzle like a bacon strip!
2. Hey Baby, you want to bacon?
3. I bet you taste as good as bacon.
4. Do I smell Bacon?
5. My bacon is extra crispy. *wink*wink*
6. If you come home with me, I will promise you bacon in the morning.
7. You know what’s better than bacon? Me buying you a drink.
8. I want to tell you some ideas I have involving you, me, and bacon.
9. You could cook a pound of bacon on your hot body.
10. I guess that slap in the face means you’re a vegan. That means more bacon for me.
That’s all I could think of right now. If you come up with any better ones, let me know.