Here is another installment of the ever popular Ask Google. If you have no idea what I am talking about. Then you should check out these links (link 1 / link 2). They’re the links to the original features I wrote that appeared on

From: Ant
Date: May 14, 2007 11:14 PM
Subject: google questions

How Will I Die?

What Does God Look Like?

From: Brandon
Date: May 29, 2007 10:48 PM
Subject: google questions

“Who will America fight next?”
so that settles it…JACK BAUER IS ON OUR LIST!

From: Charlie
Date: May 31, 2007 7:49 PM
Subject: Google image questions

I asked Google “Why did my girlfriend break up with me?”

From: Kieran
Date: Jun 6, 2007 11:55 AM
Subject: ask google

i asked google “why am i asking you questions?”

Thanks for the emails guys. I really enjoy reading these so keep them coming. I already have a few more I will post up next week.

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5 Responses to Ask Google : Email 005

  1. Beth says:

    Oh man this is a good group!

    “How will I die” is really scary. It increases my fear of large birds to a whole new level. Those penguins might look cute wobbling around in their tuxedos, but now that I know they are capable of murder…well it just goes to show that no bird is safe!

  2. Mosley says:

    I dont think its the bird you have to worry about its that old lady. She is the killer. If you look at her face you can tell she is about to bite its head off!

  3. Marjie says:

    Hey Mosley, I have moved my blog to a different url, and “the cure for silence” will be put to rest. Please update your link list and visit me in my new pad at

    Thanks a bunch…have a great week!

  4. Mosley says:

    Its all fixed up!

  5. Quite a humorous post.

    I’ve always wondered what “death by penguin” would be like.

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