Here is another installment it the ever popular Ask Google. If you have no idea what I am talking about. Then you should check out these links (link 1 / link 2). Theyโ€™re the links to the original features I wrote, that appeared on

From Eusoj X
Date Jul 5, 2006 1:19 AM
Subject Google Question

So i just saw your web page, the part about the google questions. And
i thought, ok so what would be interesting. so I ask
– Who is going to kill me?
answer attached.


and let me say, HOLLY F$*%! I’ll watch my back from now on

From Tom M.
Date Jul 11, 2006 2:57 PM
Subject the google q’s

ask: are you on crack?
it returns a sign saying dur

From maria z.
Date Aug 28, 2006 3:06 PM
Subject question and answer

hello, I asked google “who will be the greatest love of my life” and it answered “al bawaba music” I mean , i love music, and I’ve never really listened to arabic music before, but I guess google knows all!

From Stefan from Denmark
Date Aug 28, 2006 3:29 PM
Subject Ask Google a question

hey, i saw your funny picture-search at and i tried
asking google some questions ๐Ÿ˜€
here is what i found:
What is the meaning of life?
– hmmm…strange…google is wondrous ๐Ÿ˜‰

What are we all doing here?
– hmm.. didn’t see that one coming ๐Ÿ˜‰

thanks for a good laugh!

Stefan from Denmark

I love how this old feature can still make me laugh. The things that people think to ask google are amazing. I think my favorite one is when Tom asked google if it was on crack and it replied โ€œDurโ€. I guess google is also still in the 3rd grade.

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